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Westward, Ho!

Now THAT'S a backpiece!



The last five shows have brought us from the far reaches of Northern Ontario, through the prairies, and now getting back to the Rocky Mountains. While we drove up north I recall being irrationally scared of the province of Ontario when I was younger, and I remembered the old memories I thought I had repressed... When Expo 86 was in Vancouver, my family took me out to it. At an impressionable five years old I remember when we entered the Ontario Pavilion I… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 28, 2009 at 9:13am — No Comments

Where's My Pony?

The life-long question that plagues some people (mostly women) has finally been answered. "Where's my pony?" and "I want a pony" are oft-times common childhood dreams and practicality, cost and logistics usually rule this out as a pet. Most find a way to cope with the empty space that not having a pony can cause (a lot of them by claiming that daddy didn't hug them enough and compensating with impressive pole-dancing). It looks like though for seniors in Prince Edward Island though that they… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 23, 2009 at 7:51am — No Comments

Somewhere Up North...

Our show in Ottawa last night was remarkable; the number of highly attractive people who made it out to our show made it wonderful. I know Quebec doesn't put fluoride in the water, but I think Ottawa must put a hotness additive in their drinking water. I find this kind of funny considering that Quebec seems to be obsessed with sugar and maple syrup - I even saw a feminine hygiene products that came in that scent. Weird.



We are en route to Thunder Bay. This is the farthest north I've… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 22, 2009 at 11:25pm — No Comments

Cultural Differences...





Thanks to Scott for documenting our ascent as a marquee act...



So people have been coming to me and asking me what of the differences between European and North American crowds. I think that this may have less to do with my observations and perhaps more to do with a chance to stare at my chest while engaged in conversation. I may be a trifle cynical in my reaction, but if my opinion IS being solicited then I do have some… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 19, 2009 at 7:13pm — No Comments

Truth In Advertising...

I was checking out my friend's blogs on Live Journal today mostly because there's nothing good on television and also because I'm nosey. I came across on one of the community posts an old 60's ad featuring a mermaid hawking a product called Groom And Clean... You can see it here.



The product promises to groom a gentleman's hair making it grease and dandruff free, while also styling it. It has convincing product demos of how it mixes it water and how much of a dandy it will make you.… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 17, 2009 at 9:54am — No Comments

Trouble On The Tides



Since we have had a few days off in Fredericton, NB and we now find ourselves in Halifax, the ladies are getting ready to go to Bubbles Mansion dressed as kitties. Right now while we're out in the Maritimes, we're hassling people by imitating their accents. Trust me, sing any Marilyn Manson or Metallica song in an Eastern Canadian accent and it DOES NOT get old, trust me. It might make your bandmates want to kill you, though. But while I'm… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 16, 2009 at 7:57pm — No Comments

Jesus loves Bangtown

BJB sent this to me last night and it just confuses the hell out of me...



I never took Jesus for one to gravitate towards our music, but I suppose that since he hung around with the low-brows, the unwanted and the prostitutes, Jesus pretty much lived an early rock and roll lifestyle and therefore is into our music. Actually, if one wants to even go a hair further, we could easily put this in the book of my own cult. Consider the following:



a) We have a prophet… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 13, 2009 at 8:07am — 1 Comment

Ignore The Dancer Behind The Screen!

My head hurts. Being on tour for six months you learn things about yourself: taking a piece of gear to the head will leave a lump on your temple if your not careful, drinking more than four drinks is a bad idea, and dealing with feelings of loneliness and isolation by reaching out online is stupid. These are just some of these lessons learned. After six months I’m finally going to let my liver have some time off and despite the tour being twenty days from being finished. I’m going to hop on the… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 12, 2009 at 8:53am — No Comments

Burlesque Poetry

Since my last post, BJB has asked me to refrain from talking about my menstrual cycle. So I'd like to start this blog off by only stating the I'm MC Menses, and my flow be fresh...



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Okay, I've gotten that out of my system. We played our show last night at the Chubby Pickle in Windsor, ON. Sadly, they did not have any t-shirts for sale so I have no way of commemorating the show. As wonderful a name as The Chubby Pickle is, they are not only not capitalizing on it, but… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 5, 2009 at 8:34pm — 1 Comment

The Woman Who Runs With Werewolves

There is something sinister about my menstrual cycle. I know there are a lot of Earth Mother types out there who will shake their heads at my lack of enthusiasm about my 'natural body rhythms', but for me personally it's a load of honk. My cramps are crippling and feel like my uterus isn't "part of the harmonized whole" but that it's trying to punch it's way out of my body. All in all, the symptoms seem to be tied into the phases of the moon and not in any positive way. After undergoing some… Continue

Added by Little Miss Risk on October 4, 2009 at 3:50pm — No Comments

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