Jesus loves Bangtown

[Little Miss Risk]

BJB sent this to me last night and it just confuses the hell out of me...

I never took Jesus for one to gravitate towards our music, but I suppose that since he hung around with the low-brows, the unwanted and the prostitutes, Jesus pretty much lived an early rock and roll lifestyle and therefore is into our music. Actually, if one wants to even go a hair further, we could easily put this in the book of my own cult. Consider the following:

a) We have a prophet (me)

b) We have a score of followers, faithful and converted (still working on Bismark)

c) Daily communion (shot of Jagermeister)

d) A hymn ("It's Mystiki!")

e) A pilgrimage site (The Voodoo Ball)

I've said for years that we're putting the cult back in culture, so now if anyone asks me, I'll just say that Jesus told me to do it, and I'm shaking my ta-tas for the Lord. Burlesque and rock and roll are the true opiate for the masses...

Little Miss Risk

[Mrs.Killer]

nice