Rum and Egg-Snog

[Little Miss Risk]

So in the spirit of the Christmas season, I've fixed the problem I normally have at this time of year to singing carols. I just take a sacred favorite and change the words to suit my lifestyle choices.

These G-Strings

(sung to the tune of "We Three Kings")

These g-strings of raciness are,

covered with my sparkly art!

Kind of whorey, but not boring.

Sure to make the crowd go RAWR!

(Chorus)

O Swarovski crystals, small and bright -

Hope the glue will hold you tight.

Running low, but I've got a show -

Looks good in the spotlight.


Okay, now add a verse of your own now.

Seasons beatings,

Little Miss Risk

Reindeer Girl