So, I'm no June Cleaver when it comes to cleaning. Sewing, cooking--perhaps. I hate cleaning and procrastinate until the weekend. I'm the Mom of a soon-to-be three year old and I'd rather side step the pile of laundry and curl up and watch cartoons with her after a  8+ hours of rolling perms,cutting hair and giving facials--for no pay during the week ( still a student). During my cleaning hustle, I blare oldies and chase the tot as she darts around the house swatting at the dog with my…

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So as long as I can remember, I've always loved vintage everything. People thought I was weird and I conformed to more contemporary styles for as long as I could handle it. I finally chose to embrace my calling to look like a walking June Cleaver/Sharon Osbourne Hybrid when I became a mommy. I divorced and unfortunately, when you look young, people assume the negative. I knew I had to look professional but I hated boring, I had to look adult, but not run-of-the-mill. That's when I pulled out…

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