Stupid Question of the Day

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Unfortunately, we all probably hear something really stupid at least once a day. It always reminds me of the "Ask a stupid, get a stupid answer" skit that Bill Engvall does.


"I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign.' It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, 'Hey, You moving?' 'Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.'
— Bill Engvall"


I have sisters that are identical twins. I swear, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. my mom and I were out we heard "Oh, are they twins?"
"No, she had one and I had one at the exact same time. It's just a coincidence that they look the same, are the same height, weight, have the same hair color, AND ARE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT."
Yeahhhh, that one never got old.


What stupid question did you hear today, and what did you REALLY wanna say to them?

[Roxie Roulette {★}]

At work I get them all the time! They probably aren't stupid questions, just lazy ones. I work on a boat that really isn't very big, and yet everyday its...

"Where are the toilets?" Well gee, why don't you just walk around that corner and you'll see them!
"Where are the knives and forks?" Under that massive sign that says 'Cutlery'!
"Which way will the boat go?" Erm, well, we're hardly going to sail into the dock, are we now?

[Shirley Rowe{★}]

I can't tell you how many times I have been on a photo shoot with my professional camera on a strap around my neck and someone comes up to me and asks" are you the photographer?" I usually look down at my camera and back up to them and say " well it sure looks l am." Sheesh

[Betty Red {PL Team / Madam}]

Today I got...

"Is that your natural hair color?"

Ummm...yeah I was born with 1/2 my fringe black and the rest BRIGHT red. Awesome.

A few years ago when I was cutting hair in a salon a client asked me, "At what elevation do deer turn into elk?" Seriously?! I opened my eyes real big and answered "Right here." haha...probably my favorite stupid question ever!

[Desirée {PL Team}]

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaha EPIC.

Betty Red {Madam} said:

A few years ago when I was cutting hair in a salon a client asked me, "At what elevation do deer turn into elk?" Seriously?! I opened my eyes real big and answered "Right here." haha...probably my favorite stupid question ever!

[Inga]

The biggest question is when someone is right next to you and for instance I am making dinner, and someone will say. "Whatcha doin?"
Really freakin really.
I am dropping a deuce seriously what in the world does it LOOK like I am doing.

This gets me everytime!!

[Ellie Monster{★}]

I'm from Montana originally and my favorite question was "Do you guys have electricity out there?"

[Rottencandy Photography]

My name is Angel and I generally get " Are you really an Angel?" and I always say " No I am the devil in disguise"

[Harlean Carpenter {★}]

That... is outstanding.

Desirée {PL Team} said:

aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahaha EPIC.

Betty Red {Madam} said:

A few years ago when I was cutting hair in a salon a client asked me, "At what elevation do deer turn into elk?" Seriously?! I opened my eyes real big and answered "Right here." haha...probably my favorite stupid question ever!

[Aubrey London {Madam}]

HAHA..this is such a funny topic! I love it...the one I got today might get me in trouble with a viewer but it really was stupid and funny all at the same time..if you said it and you are reading this SORRY. I still love you!

Viewer: Do you record your intro first then your tutorial? or the tutorial first then the intro?
Me: I record the tutorial then record the intro..

What I was thinking: Nooo.. I do the intro then take allll my makeup I just did..off. Then I do it all over again to record the tutorial..are you kidding me? haha.

But I must say while I don't consider myself to be stupid person, I have asked some dumb questions before based on the fact I dont think before I speak sometimes..lol

[Vega {★}]

I work at a dog supply store, and almost daily I hear "do you have collars?" and "do you have dog food?" WTF KIND OF DOG SUPPLY STORE WOULD WE BE if we did not carry collars and food?!?!

[Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr}]

My favorite.... "Do you know you have *insert color* hair?" And it's usually followed by a big goofy smile. Ummm, no dumb ass, I didn't dye it and I don't have a mirror. Irks me every time!

[Nelli Scarlet]

I love heavily sarcastic answers to dumb questions. My sense of humour is far too dry somnetimes. I'm in gym clothes, sweaty, and have workout gloves on and bump into someone I know on the way home, "Oh, have you been at the gym?"
"No, I've just dropped my elephant off for a flea bath."

Haha another thing I love to do is interrupt people in a little kid's voice when it's obvious they're exaggeratting-
"But seriously, there was like ten million people lined up outside my salon-"
"And then the giraffe came!!"