The truth about Daddy Cool *SHOCKING*

[Max Headroom]

What I'm about to write here will likely shock most of you. This is a secret few people know including Desiree.

When I met Daddy Cool he lived a much different life then he does today. He ran with a different crowd. He dressed different and did his hair much different.

He had a problem.

After years of living an abusive lifestyle, myself and some of his closest friends had an intervention. We got him to meet us at a friends place under the guise that we were heading out to VIP at a happening east coast night club. We each went around the room and voice our fears and our heart felt affection for him. At first he was mad. Then he cried. Then he threw a chair. He didn't want to hear what we had to say but he had to. We knew where he would end up if he continued this lifestyle and we couldn't let him continue hurting himself and those that cared about him. By the end, he promised he'd give up the lifestyle forever. We left feeling we had made a difference in our friends life and were confident that he'd make the much needed changes to his life. Boy were we wrong.

When we found him a week later he was almost unrecognizable. He had used so much fake tanner that he was almost indistinguishable from the '50s orange shag carpet he lay on. He had taken out a 2nd mortgage on his home to pay for hair gel. We had failed our friend and he had failed himself. He had returned to the lifestyle that would kill him.

Here are pictures of some of the old friends he use to hang with.

Nice herp on your lip bro.

Bromance.

[Max Headroom]

GuidoLifestyle.com?

[Max Headroom]

You saying you like the old DC better?

Lolitadoll West said:

yukkkkkky!

[Desirée {PL Team}]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahhah.
That's mine??

[Atomic Cheesecake Studios]

God Bless WWW.HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM

: )

[Poppy Fields]

Now this is how I like to start my morning! Sheer poetry.

Daddy Cool said:

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant b**** mouthing off at me with something he sure as f*** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons f****** spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons f****** ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead little b**** through the new massive h*** in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be f****** dumb enough to talk to me like that on here...

[Max Headroom]

DC, you missed your buddy Bateman in the Duke 23 jersey!

[Poppy Fields]

And God bless you XD

Atomic Cheesecake Studios said:

God Bless WWW.HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM

: )

[Max Headroom]

I actually saw they have a book of them now too when I was Xmas shopping for a book.

Atomic Cheesecake Studios said:

God Bless WWW.HOTCHICKSWITHDOUCHEBAGS.COM

: )

[Lil_Bit {★}]

BUahahhaa! I was pretty buzzed when I saw this I fell on the FLOOR laughing ....and passed out. LOL OHH QUE SEXY PAPPI! Bauhahahhaha

Daddy Cool said:

I jsut about fell outta my f****** chair yo LOL

[Dottie Darling]

Those are the most horrifying pictures I've ever seen.

[Lydia VonScollon]

i am so incredibly scared... i CANT laugh...

[Wenzdai]

is that look still strong in NY/ i thought it would have died by now..