Only in San Francisco...

[Edson Carlos]

There are so many ridiculously insane things that happen in this city that I will now start to document them for everyones enjoyment...here are some of the things that happened sofar to kick this thread off.

- Homeless street fighter, fights himself, claims he is a ninja warrior and jumps into traffic.

- Guy is talking to a WALL. Telling the wall he's a f****** punk for something or other and tells the wall he will remove him from his top friends on myspace.

- Guy walking a Microwave Oven. Yes walking it, pulling it by the chord, up and across the street as if it were a pet.

- This gem:

- I'm walking up the street with my McDonalds and i'm on the phone... dude is walking up the street and locks eyes with me, im like s*** hes coming right at me...shoves my shoulder, I stop and say "Don't f****** touch me bro I'll f****** kill you" He starts talking s*** and walking backwards away from me, I figure I have a friend on the phone time to make a funny, So I told him "I'd f****** shove my foot in his eyeball." I love saying random s*** to the homeless folks

[Filmmonkey]

Forget taking her picture, did you get her number???

[Edson Carlos]

Sure, brb running to the mens room ;)

Filmmonkey said:

Forget taking her picture, did you get her number???

[Desirée {PL Team}]

ew.

[Wink Holliday]

Where's Glamour magazine with their "fashion don't" black bars when you need them?

Daddy Cool {PL} said:

So we're under a bit of a heatwave advisory at the moment.... and thats a good thing. It means beautiful women wearing less clothing than usual, but WTF...? Only in SF...

[Edson Carlos]

Where else would one be guaranteed to find her number....

Desirée {PL} said:

ew.

[Wink Holliday]

Also, from a bra-fitting standpoint, that top is WAY too big on her. It shouldn't ride up like that.

Daddy Cool {PL} said:

So we're under a bit of a heatwave advisory at the moment.... and thats a good thing. It means beautiful women wearing less clothing than usual, but WTF...? Only in SF...

[Desirée {PL Team}]

lol
WERD!

Daddy Cool {PL} said:

Where else would one be guaranteed to find her number....

Desirée {PL} said:

ew.

[Michele Quain]

I saw this outside my work a few months ago. Random and awesome! He had no idea...

[Michele Quain]

That's a dude... hahaha

Sharon Marie said:

Looks like someone is in serious need of a belt. WOW o_O
Daddy Cool {PL} said:

So we're under a bit of a heatwave advisory at the moment.... and thats a good thing. It means beautiful women wearing less clothing than usual, but WTF...? Only in SF...

[Sugar de Ville]

I was teaching a swing class in the Tenderloin, and as I was leaving one night I was stopped on the street by two transexual hookers who told me (sweetly but firmly) exactaly what was wrong with my hairdo, then showed me how to fix it. It did look way better.

[Edson Carlos]

Yesterday we hit the store for some wine, the guy in front of me was trying to return a single roll of paper towels, and a loaf of bread for cash back. The cashier was messing with him so bad asking him hella questions and tellin him to stop coming in and stealin stuff every day tryin to get cash back and he kept insisting LOL.

In the end, he asked "Fine, can I take my stuff and go?" She said "You bought it you tell me if you can go, if you bought it why you gotta ask, get outta here with that s*** and stop comin back, we all know you."

LOL

[Lawrence TheeContender {★}]

Sounds like Friday/Saturday Nights in the Tenderloin.