Only in San Francisco...

[Edson Carlos]

There are so many ridiculously insane things that happen in this city that I will now start to document them for everyones enjoyment...here are some of the things that happened sofar to kick this thread off.

- Homeless street fighter, fights himself, claims he is a ninja warrior and jumps into traffic.

- Guy is talking to a WALL. Telling the wall he's a f****** punk for something or other and tells the wall he will remove him from his top friends on myspace.

- Guy walking a Microwave Oven. Yes walking it, pulling it by the chord, up and across the street as if it were a pet.

- This gem:

- I'm walking up the street with my McDonalds and i'm on the phone... dude is walking up the street and locks eyes with me, im like s*** hes coming right at me...shoves my shoulder, I stop and say "Don't f****** touch me bro I'll f****** kill you" He starts talking s*** and walking backwards away from me, I figure I have a friend on the phone time to make a funny, So I told him "I'd f****** shove my foot in his eyeball." I love saying random s*** to the homeless folks

[Edson Carlos]

There is a guy who has a shoeshine station down on Market St. every day at the time I get off he is pushing his contraption (cart with 2 theater chairs bolted onto it, and all his supplies) uphill about 6 blocks to where he crashes for the night.

Anyways this afternoon I was delighted to meet his GF. She proceeded to yell all sorts of fun stuff as he ignored her and kept walking, then I snapped this photo, in it she is holding a milkcrate with all his supplies, she did an entire turn then launched the entire crate into the MIDDLE OF SECOND STREET. S*** was everywhere! Some of the golden gems from the convo were:

"You're a crazy b****, i should have left you under the bridge"

"You're not my man, you never were my man, you're everyone elses man you f****** man whore"

"I'll kick your ass back to Kentucky a******"

Enjoy my street art...

[Wink Holliday]

I really do miss living in a city sometimes.

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Dangit! I hope the homeless guy I walk past every day still has his recliner in the sidewalk so I can take a picture for this!

[That Cat in the Hat {★}Manfriend]

I'm interviewing for a job in SF right now... as a suburbanite white boy with very little "city" experience, it should be one hell of a ride.

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Dude, I'm a white girl from the COUNTRY. Imagine my ride! hahaha!

That Cat in the Hat said:

I'm interviewing for a job in SF right now... as a suburbanite white boy with very little "city" experience, it should be one hell of a ride.

[Tabby von Terror {★}]

epic lol.
San Diego's got those too :D haha

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

jesus, its so sad there are people who live like this and all we can do is ignore them and make fun of them. it sucks because most of the time the are mentaly insane or unstable and need serious help. but , like i said there isnt anything i can do exept offer the occasional meal or blanket, and make fun of them and ignore them.

[Edson Carlos]

Yep! I hook em up with food too. which leads me to my other occurrence.


- A couple of "travelers" on the side of the road begging for food, "HUNGRY, PLEASE HELP US WITH FOOD"

and now the fine print

"we are vegans, please respect."


You know what bro, if you're hungry you're gonna eat the Double Double i'm giving you from In&Out! Otherwise you just aren't that hungry...


Delyssia LaBelle {M} said:

jesus, its so sad there are people who live like this and all we can do is ignore them and make fun of them. it sucks because most of the time the are mentaly insane or unstable and need serious help. but , like i said there isnt anything i can do exept offer the occasional meal or blanket, and make fun of them and ignore them.

[Desirée {PL Team}]

WERD.
Beggars can't be choosers. Or they'll starve.

Daddy Cool {PL} said:

Yep! I hook em up with food too. which leads me to my other occurrence.


- A couple of "travelers" on the side of the road begging for food, "HUNGRY, PLEASE HELP US WITH FOOD"

and now the fine print

"we are vegans, please respect."


You know what bro, if you're hungry you're gonna eat the Double Double i'm giving you from In&Out! Otherwise you just aren't that hungry...


Delyssia LaBelle {M} said:

jesus, its so sad there are people who live like this and all we can do is ignore them and make fun of them. it sucks because most of the time the are mentaly insane or unstable and need serious help. but , like i said there isnt anything i can do exept offer the occasional meal or blanket, and make fun of them and ignore them.

[Edson Carlos]

So we're under a bit of a heatwave advisory at the moment.... and thats a good thing. It means beautiful women wearing less clothing than usual, but WTF...? Only in SF...

[Desirée {PL Team}]

aaaaaahahah! she should've just taken her pants off!
actually, I'm surprised she didn't.

[Sharon Marie {PLA}]

Looks like someone is in serious need of a belt. WOW o_O
Daddy Cool {PL} said:

So we're under a bit of a heatwave advisory at the moment.... and thats a good thing. It means beautiful women wearing less clothing than usual, but WTF...? Only in SF...