Alright I've picked twenty quotes from twenty of my favourite movies.. So here's the skinny
1) People try to guess which movies the quotes are from
2) Person with the highest score gets to lead the next round!
3) Don't cheat.. Arseholes.. I'll know if you do.. I'm watching.
I made some of them obvious because there are some pretty obscure ones.
1) I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear.
2) You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of s***, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari m***********! SAH-FAR-I!
3) Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around going, "Hi, Helen".
4) Now that's a keister!
5) Tell me about the f****** golf shoes!
6) Release me fast or you will have to answer for this heinous act!
7) I KNOW WHERE THE BASTARD SLEEPS! *flicking head from side to side as it's said*
8) Oh, *f*** you*! I'm not the rope-totin' Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us f****** lost!
9) For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response. Then they attacked a town, a small town I'll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died
10) Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you.
11) I'll say one thing.. Icarus.. If you know what I mean.. Great.. If Not, you should probably read more.
12) No, no, no, for the love of God, no. We are not going to start out with Michael Alig's pathetic childhood - "I was molested, wahhh!"
13) When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
14) Dude, screw the team, I mean, you have a logo!
15) Whoa. Those must be the princesses you told yourself about at the Circle-K. We gotta go. It's a history report, not a babe report.
16) There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
17)
1- Oh, there actually is, uh... there was a Saint Hubbins?
2- That's right, yes.
1- What was he the saint of?
2- He was the patron saint of quality footwear.
18)
1- It's a motorcycle. Two cylinder. Chain drive. One squeaky wheel, on the front, it sounds like. Now you go for the tires, and I'll go right for the seat of the problem.
2- How come you always grab the tender part for yourself?
1- 'Cause I outrank you, that's why. Now, stop beatin' your gums and sound the attack.
[barks]
1- No, that's mess call.
2- Made a mess of it, huh?
1- You can be replaced, you know.
19) I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way
20) "Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma..."