This is Why You're Fat.

[Poppy Fields]

This is why you're fat.
I weep - a mixture of laughter, horror and heartburn.

A small sample:

"Giant Breakfast Burrito

A seven pound breakfast burrito stuffed with potatoes, eggs, onions, and ham bits, lots of cheese on top and smothered in red chile."

It's basically a baby made from cheese.

(Mmmmmm, cheese babies...)

[Honey B Hooligan {Madam}]

I just threw up in my mouth a little.....jesus...who would be able to FINISH that?!?! besides SF..of course.

[Poppy Fields]

Heh heh heh... I posted this with you in mind. I know a fellow connoisseur when I meet one ;D

sfphotojournal said:

I'd totally eat that!!!!!!!

[NolaChick™ {Madam}]

OMG, that is so gross! Who would eat that trash??

[Wink Holliday]

Ugh! It's Super Size Me, all over again! Now, can someone order me a nice, traditional, Monte Cristo? ;)

[Poppy Fields]

Mmmmm, that's some civilized eating ;)

Wink Holliday said:

Ugh! It's Super Size Me, all over again! Now, can someone order me a nice, traditional, Monte Cristo? ;)

[Lil_Bit {★}]

Where's my FORK and KNIFE?!! anyone have a bib? this is about to get messy YO!

[Poppy Fields]

My personal favourite:

Deep fried cheese-stuffed ground bacon burger.

We all know about the Heart Attack Grill, right? I appreciate their unabashed honesty ;)

[Wink Holliday]

This whole thread makes me want a nice, crisp salad!

[Poppy Fields]

No, it makes you want a nice, crisp HAPPY MEAL PIZZA!! I am seriously laughing my arse off reading about these concoctions. Such demented imaginations...

Wink Holliday said:

This whole thread makes me want a nice, crisp salad!

[Poppy Fields]

You're my hero.
For serious.
::Wayne's World fawning::

I humbly beg that you share pictorial evidence of weekend's bacon worship with us, your greasy, devoted disciples.

sfphotojournal said:

Having consumed both a

Hamdog Burger - Hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions, and served on a hoagie bun topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries.

and a

Luther Vandross Burger - Double bacon cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme Donut Bun.

I fear no burger.

Oh by the way, going to try making that deep-fried cheese stuffed ground bacon burger this weekend.

TASTY!!!!!

[Wink Holliday]

Currently considering dipping a ginger Newman-O sandwich cookie into home-made cream cheese frosting. Because I'm gonna die eventually anyway.

[Poppy Fields]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :D

I am living vicariously; most decadent thing in the house currently is really good cheddar.
That's because I ATE EVERYTHING ELSE!

Wink Holliday said:

Currently considering dipping a ginger Newman-O sandwich cookie into home-made cream cheese frosting. Because I'm gonna die eventually anyway.