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For Everyone Irish . . .
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What Being Irish Means
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins holds political office.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short
6) You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.
7) There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
someone.
8) Much of your food was boiled.
9) You have never hit your head on the ceiling.
10) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
11) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
12) You're, therefore, poetic a lot.
13) You will be punched for no good reason...a lot.
14) Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
15) Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
16) Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary ... and one is
Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
17) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more than likely
you.
18) You don't know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
19) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
talking.
20) "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the
fridge".
21) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack
in talent, you make up for in frequency.
22) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last
keg party.
23) You are, or know someone, named "Murph".
24) If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don't know Murph
or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy.
25) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
26) Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local
emergency room.
27) And last but not least... Being Irish means ... your attention span
is so short that--oh, forget it
What Being Irish Means
1) You will never play professional basketball.
2) You swear very well.
3) At least one of your cousins holds political office.
4) You think you sing very well.
5) You have no idea how to make a long story short
6) You are very good at playing a lot of very bad golf.
7) There isn't a huge difference between losing your temper and killing
someone.
8) Much of your food was boiled.
9) You have never hit your head on the ceiling.
10) You spent a good portion of your childhood kneeling.
11) You're strangely poetic after a few beers.
12) You're, therefore, poetic a lot.
13) You will be punched for no good reason...a lot.
14) Some punches directed at you are legacies from past generations.
15) Your sister will punch you because your brother punched her.
16) Many of your sisters are Catherine, Elizabeth or Mary ... and one is
Mary Catherine Elizabeth.
17) Someone in your family is incredibly cheap. It is more than likely
you.
18) You don't know the words, but that doesn't stop you from singing.
19) You can't wait for the other guy to stop talking so you can start
talking.
20) "Irish Stew" is the euphemism for "boiled leftovers from the
fridge".
21) You're not nearly as funny as you think you are, but what you lack
in talent, you make up for in frequency.
22) There wasn't a huge difference between your last wake and your last
keg party.
23) You are, or know someone, named "Murph".
24) If you don't know Murph, then you know Mac, if you don't know Murph
or Mac, then you know Sully, and you'll probably also know Sully McMurphy.
25) You are genetically incapable of keeping a secret.
26) Your parents were on a first name basis with everyone at the local
emergency room.
27) And last but not least... Being Irish means ... your attention span
is so short that--oh, forget it
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Permalink Reply by NolaChick™ {Madam} on
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Shaquille O'Neal plays basketball and he's Irish!! ;)
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Permalink Reply by Game Photography Edinburgh. on
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Thankfully I'm only half Irish. Therefore, only half negatively stereotyped! Do the Scottish now and send me into theropy.
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Permalink Reply by Jenny Carlotta on
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Oh lordy, lordy...I now know why I have a sailor mouth, why I always want to kill someone and why I am such a cheap skate!
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You could so easily be my long lost sister! lol!
Jenny Carlotta said:Oh lordy, lordy...I now know why I have a sailor mouth, why I always want to kill someone and why I am such a cheap skate!
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ModelPermalink Reply by Golden Browne on -
I think I answered "True!" to 90% of these...
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Permalink Reply by Samantha Valentine on
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Oh wow... I can't wait to show this to my Mom. This is SO true!
XoXoX
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Permalink Reply by Filmmonkey on
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guilty as charged.
Especially the swearing part, oh, and the drinking part, and pretty much all the other parts...
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Permalink Reply by Anita Fixx on
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Well, that perfectly describes an ex-boyfriend of mine...
And I have some Irish relatives too..just can't escape these people! : P
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You're becoming a worry! Have you heard the one about the Scotsman, the Englishman and the Irishman!? If not, ask Anita! hee hee!
Anita Fixx said:Well, that perfectly describes an ex-boyfriend of mine...
And I have some Irish relatives too..just can't escape these people! : P
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Excuse me? Sir?
The Sabboth Sinner said:You're becoming a worry! Have you heard the one about the Scotsman, the Englishman and the Irishman!? If not, ask Anita! hee hee!
Anita Fixx said:Well, that perfectly describes an ex-boyfriend of mine...
And I have some Irish relatives too..just can't escape these people! : P
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It's called a fetish ok? Just like some guys start salivating when I mention I'm Latina and they imagine I have a J.LO behind. Or a shoe fetish or there's the corset...Get it?
Anita Fixx said:Excuse me? Sir?
The Sabboth Sinner said:You're becoming a worry! Have you heard the one about the Scotsman, the Englishman and the Irishman!? If not, ask Anita! hee hee!
Anita Fixx said:Well, that perfectly describes an ex-boyfriend of mine...
And I have some Irish relatives too..just can't escape these people! : P
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