"We Are The New Vintage"
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I've been battling with the remnants of an ’80s remodel in my place, which left me with good-quality-but-ROSE-pink bathroom fixtures and hideous, ikat-patterned wallpaper (removed immediately upon my taking possession). Clearly, I've been going about this all wrong, and I need to embrace those pink fixtures rather than disguise them! Ooooh, I'm excited for this project now. I could hug you!
Ha ha! - "embrace" the pink fixtures :) Some things you just can't fight; they are too powerful.
My example: (::shudder:: I can barely type this without puking in my mouth a little. Okay, here goes...) avocado bath, aqua toilet, aqua-white swirly sink with mustard surround. Faux walnut cupboards. Faux wood walls. Mustard lino. GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Bedroom and living room were half-n-half faux wood walls and faux red brick walls. Really! Really! Alternating strips with mirrors in the bedroom. And: red patterned seizure-inducing carpeting, except for the spare room done in a lovely rust carpet-baby blue wall theme.
Fire is the only thing that will ever clear that evil. We moved.
I see we shared the same decorators. I ripped out the wallpaper that covered EVERY SURFACE in the house (and as best I could in the kitchen, where it had been applied to a fresh skimcoat of plaster, thus rendering it wallpaper al fresco... did I mention that it was a pearlescent, watercolor-style floral?), as well as the alternating stripes of mirrors. EXCEPT for the bedroom in the basement, which is an homage to the original, 1974 décor: three beige walls, the third striped with gold-marbled mirror tiles and a Holly Hobby-esque floral wallpaper. Aqua carpeting that may have at one time been a low shag, but 35 years later is more like matted Grover skin loosely stretched over decomposed rubber padding. Half of the acoustic tile ceiling had fallen down, and I (ick) had to replace it. This lovely package is trimmed out with a horrifically cheap, hollow-core door (stained walnut, of course) and lit with two dim, whorehouse-style globe sconces.
I should be grateful that they're dim.
When we had to fiddle with the ceiling tiles, we found no less than 7 dead mice. Mmmm, sanitary.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Poppy Fields said:When we had to fiddle with the ceiling tiles, we found no less than 7 dead mice. Mmmm, sanitary.
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