The truth about Daddy Cool *SHOCKING*

[Max Headroom]

What I'm about to write here will likely shock most of you. This is a secret few people know including Desiree.

When I met Daddy Cool he lived a much different life then he does today. He ran with a different crowd. He dressed different and did his hair much different.

He had a problem.

After years of living an abusive lifestyle, myself and some of his closest friends had an intervention. We got him to meet us at a friends place under the guise that we were heading out to VIP at a happening east coast night club. We each went around the room and voice our fears and our heart felt affection for him. At first he was mad. Then he cried. Then he threw a chair. He didn't want to hear what we had to say but he had to. We knew where he would end up if he continued this lifestyle and we couldn't let him continue hurting himself and those that cared about him. By the end, he promised he'd give up the lifestyle forever. We left feeling we had made a difference in our friends life and were confident that he'd make the much needed changes to his life. Boy were we wrong.

When we found him a week later he was almost unrecognizable. He had used so much fake tanner that he was almost indistinguishable from the '50s orange shag carpet he lay on. He had taken out a 2nd mortgage on his home to pay for hair gel. We had failed our friend and he had failed himself. He had returned to the lifestyle that would kill him.

Here are pictures of some of the old friends he use to hang with.

Nice herp on your lip bro.

Bromance.

[Brittany]

LOL!!

These are some very entertaining photos..

Oh, Daddy Cool, what ever were you thinking?? ;D

[Edson Carlos]

I jsut about fell outta my f****** chair yo LOL

[Kat Von Chesticles]

OHMIGOD..

I still havent picked myself off the floor from laughing.. these pictures are CLASSIC

I think the failboat has officially sailed.. with any luck, itll be the minnow and these a******* will be left on an island forever.. where they can tan without limit!!!

[Max Headroom]

You ladies don't think that's hot?

This thread isn't complete without My New Haircut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

[Poppy Fields]

Awwww, he used to be so pwetty. What happened? Such lovely boobies he had too. Pimp Daddy C, you was a hot b****. Yo.

[Max Headroom]

He may have kicked the tanner in a bottle and HGH habit but that hair gel bill is still up there.

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

im scared, very scared, haaaaaa. that is so gross, does anybody find that attractive?

[Max Headroom]

I guess the female of the species.

Delyssia LaBelle said:

im scared, very scared, haaaaaa. that is so gross, does anybody find that attractive?

[Max Headroom]

Always reminds me of........

[Edson Carlos]

Willie Wonka is TEH S***!


BTW Ladies, thanks for all the reports and warnings about this a******! He's a good friend of mine, known him well over a decade, he's here to make sure there is never a dull moment on PL. You all will be kept well up to date with the best teh interweb has to offer ;)

Dearest Max, YOU CAN HAS A CHEESEBURGER bro.

[Max Headroom]

LOL, reporting me? Crap, not even here 12 hours and already in trouble. May be a new record for me.

Daddy Cool said:

Willie Wonka is TEH S***!


BTW Ladies, thanks for all the reports and warnings about this a******! He's a good friend of mine, known him well over a decade, he's here to make sure there is never a dull moment on PL. You all will be kept well up to date with the best teh interweb has to offer ;)

Dearest Max, YOU CAN HAS A CHEESEBURGER bro.

[Wink Holliday]

Euw. Euw euw euw. EUW EUW EUW EUW EUW. I am simultaneously horrified and ... no, just horrified. ;)