Rate your spouse! A vintage marital rating scale.

[Vega {★}]

Doctor-formulated chart by which to rate your husband or wife. Ladies, you get points off if your seams aren't straight! Men, make sure to give your wife an allowance!

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[Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr}]

I think we'll start using this at my house. LOL

[John at My Favorite Pinups{★}]

hysterical. I sent it to my wife

[John at My Favorite Pinups{★}]

is that really fair? your seams are inked on

oh and red nail polish is never ever a demerit

Roxy Tart {Madam/Community Mgr} said:

I think we'll start using this at my house. LOL

[Desirée {PL Team}]

amazing! 

[Gathalia]

you can call me old fashioned, but I actually try my best to become the perfect 50's wife, I'm not married yet but I really like this chart :), thanks for posting it. 

[Tiddleywink Vintage]

Dr. Crane, a self-professed "fundamental conservative," wrote columns for 60 years according to his 1995 obituary in the New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/1995/07/19/obituaries/george-w-crane-dies-at...

[Lovely Rita]

HAHAHA! Classic!

[SHADSTER]

Kind. I rate my ex. Or maybe it will be off the chart

[elisa]

Ok, I do the foot thing sometimes, but that is my only demerit!

I don't understand the scoring system, though.  If you only get one point for each item, how do you ever get above "Very Poor"??? 

[SHADSTER]

Exactly if I rate my ex. It will be a - score. Lol

[Tiddleywink Vintage]

Certain traits are awarded 5 (or even 10) points. But even then…I assume there are more pages to this, and only the first is shown for illustrative purposes!

elisa said:

Ok, I do the foot thing sometimes, but that is my only demerit!

I don't understand the scoring system, though.  If you only get one point for each item, how do you ever get above "Very Poor"??? 

[PinkPurr.com]

"Fails to sew on buttons"... he he. Still true today since since most men still cannot or will not sew on a button... but therefor highly advantageous as a harmless form of revenge by cutting off every single button off every work shirt he owns. No one get's hurt except maybe when he tries to sew them back on! What a hilarious list. Thanks for posting!