LOL: Awesome blond joke! Best i've heard in a loooooong time for sure.

[Edson Carlos]

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

[Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr}]

That is AWESOME!!!!

 

[Betty Maraschino {Madam}]

Bwahhahahahahahaha Awesome!! <3

[Plum Pea Dahl {★}]

Nice.  A smart blonde joke - me likey!

[Lainey Belle{★}]

lol. NICE! Awww, nice to hear a good blonde joke :)

[CinnamonSinner]

LOVE! I gotta show this joke to my finance professor!! haha

[Gosia W.]

hahahahaha looove it:D:D

[Craig Gardner]

That is good!

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

great joke!

[Plum Pea Dahl {★}]

Here's another good one:

AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet 20,000 Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...
'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know. I thought you were watching.'


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.