Silly Things Children Say & Do

[Inga]

So tonight was a hilarious parent teacher conference for my 9 year old son who was blessed with autism. I went in and before we can start the meeting his specialist had to tell me this story that happened during school.

Teacher : "J I need you to write your address on this paper, okay."

J (son): "Okay" ~starts working

Teacher goes about and does some things. Comes back to check on his progress.

Teacher: "J I said your address" ~as he looks down and saw a person in a dress.

J (son): ~does a face palm~ "Duh, thats A DRESS!"

hehehe I swear I <3 my son.


What are some silly things thats your kiddos have said or done?

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[Tessa LeTaunt {★}]

Oh my gosh, that is great.
Kids really do say the darnedest things. I know my 3-year-old son is always doing something silly. I think my all time fave, was the time I told him to go press "play" on the DVD player.

Me: It's the one that looks like a triangle.
Havok: "Okay, I'll be right back"...
*Runs into the next room*...
*A few minutes pass*...
*Runs back to me*...
"Umm... I don't know what a triangle is".

I don't know why, but it was so funny at the time.
He has such a little attitude, too, but it's so cute to make him angry. It's impossible to take him seriously. Every time he gets into trouble, he'll get huffy and puffy with me, and yell "what's your problem?!".
Kids are great.

[GiGi Von Vroom]

that's cute! Gidget gives me my own medicine a lot of times. If I don't agree to give her something she wants or do something her way she tells me, "C'mere mommy...we need to have a little talk."

[Inga]

that is too cute



Tessa LeTaunt said:

Oh my gosh, that is great.
Kids really do say the darnedest things. I know my 3-year-old son is always doing something silly. I think my all time fave, was the time I told him to go press "play" on the DVD player.

Me: It's the one that looks like a triangle.
Havok: "Okay, I'll be right back"...
*Runs into the next room*...
*A few minutes pass*...
*Runs back to me*...
"Umm... I don't know what a triangle is".

I don't know why, but it was so funny at the time.
He has such a little attitude, too, but it's so cute to make him angry. It's impossible to take him seriously. Every time he gets into trouble, he'll get huffy and puffy with me, and yell "what's your problem?!".
Kids are great.

[Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr}]

My 9 year old Skyler is also autistic (I love how you say, "blessed with autism"!!), and he's got some great ones, but my favorite happened in speech therapy.

Teacher: (has pictures of 2 girls). This girl has a dress, and this girl has a dress, they have two what?

Skyler: Shoes.

He's so awesome! LOL

[Goldie @ 660Photos.com]

I love the stories....

I have been having some back problems the past couple of days, so i resort to laying on a couch with a heating pad. Mine has come up to me and said "i will get you whatever you want" its so sweet.

But for a funny story.

Last night he was laying in my bed and i was asleep, needless to say i was woken up by him giggling. After i proceeded to ask him why he started to hide something from me. So i got up turned on the light and that little turd had a LIZARD IN MY BED!!!! I proceeded to tell him how the house geckos belong outside and not in his mothers bed.

[Inga]

And he was right. I love it



Roxy Tart {Madam} said:

My 9 year old Skyler is also autistic (I love how you say, "blessed with autism"!!), and he's got some great ones, but my favorite happened in speech therapy.

Teacher: (has pictures of 2 girls). This girl has a dress, and this girl has a dress, they have two what?

Skyler: Shoes.

He's so awesome! LOL

[Inga]

house gecko in your bed that is awesome. hehehe

Children are so awesome!!

[Betty Red {PL Team / Madam}]

Such cute stories...kids rule! My 7 year old nephew makes me laugh all the time, here are three of my favorite KMan moments.

Disneyland...

Guy on tram to me: So, you brought your son here on vacation alone?
Kaiden: No bro, she's with me.

I had just gotten a tattoo on my leg and took kman to the swimming pool after I was done. I obviously couldn't get into the pool so I was sitting on the side with my feet in. The lifeguard comes over, looks at the bandage and says "Ouch, what happened?!" I say, " Oh nothing, I got a tattoo earlier." Kaiden pops his little head outta the water, glares at the lifeguard and says..."Why are you looking at her leg??!"

When he was about 4 years old we were all over at Gma's house for Gpa's bday and all the kids were playing in the basement. I went down stairs to check on them and one of the kids says "Who is that?" Kman looks up and says "Oh...that's just my Uncle Matt's old lady" and continues playing.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That boy melts my heart.

[GiGi Von Vroom]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!



Betty Red {Madam} said:

Such cute stories...kids rule! My 7 year old nephew makes me laugh all the time, here are two of my favorite KMan moments.

Disneyland...

Guy on tram to me: So, you brought your son here on vacation alone?
Kaiden: No bro, she's with me.

I had just gotten a tattoo on my leg and took kman to the swimming pool after I was done. I obviously couldn't get into the pool so I was sitting on the side with my feet in. The lifeguard comes over, looks at the bandage and says "Ouch, what happened?!" I say, " Oh nothing, I got a tattoo earlier." Kaiden pops his little head outta the water, glares at the lifeguard and says..."Why are you looking at her leg??!"

When he was about 4 years old we were all over at Gma's house for Gpa's bday and all the kids were playing in the basement. I went down stairs to check on them and one of the kids says "Who is that?" Kman looks up and says "Oh...that's just my Uncle Matt's old lady" and continues playing.

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That boy melts my heart.

[Red Hot Kitten's Boutique]

That's so awesome!

My niece is 6 going on 25. The other day I was applying my red lips and she tells me: "Aunt Chelle put some of that red lipstick on me.". Then proceeds to pucker her lips w/ her hands on her hips! She's priceless. I caught her in my closet once trying on my Bettie Page "Passion" red heels. She's a total pin up in the making.

[Edson Carlos]

We were watching TV and Anthony was holding his crotch with a pinching action. The second I mentioned it his hands were in the air. What are you doing? "Nothing!" Does it hurt? Itch? "No."

Well why are you touching it? "My penis is too long!"