Stupid Question of the Day

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Unfortunately, we all probably hear something really stupid at least once a day. It always reminds me of the "Ask a stupid, get a stupid answer" skit that Bill Engvall does.


"I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign.' It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, 'Hey, You moving?' 'Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.'
— Bill Engvall"


I have sisters that are identical twins. I swear, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. my mom and I were out we heard "Oh, are they twins?"
"No, she had one and I had one at the exact same time. It's just a coincidence that they look the same, are the same height, weight, have the same hair color, AND ARE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT."
Yeahhhh, that one never got old.


What stupid question did you hear today, and what did you REALLY wanna say to them?

[Kristy Divine]

I had one yesterday when telling my friend that I'm becoming the owner of a 5ft cornsnake he then said "thats big!" followed by "...so are you gonna keep that in some sort of tank?"
...... No, I was just gonna let her have roam of my entire house, less of a pet and more of a housemate *thumbs up* lol. x

[Cats Like Us {*}]

Weekly we get asked if we sell kittens! ;-( Even though we have a big sign that says "Retro clothing and accessories"

Cats Like Us

[Betty Red {PL Team / Madam}]

YES!

Desirée {PL Team} said:

Golden Girls was the BEST for this. I love smartass answers to stupid questions, and Dorothy was the queen of it! <3

[Betty Red {PL Team / Madam}]

This STILL cracks me up!

Desirée {PL Team} said:

Yeahhh. For a while when people found out I'm from Kentucky they'd ask me if I have all my teeth... Yes, thank you, I do.

Ellie Monster said:

I'm from Montana originally and my favorite question was "Do you guys have electricity out there?"

[Miss Nikki Sin{★}]

I sure am! lol...

Crystal McBootay said:

lol you're such a smart ass i LOVE IT!

Miss Nikki Sin{★} said:

I work at Sallys and I deal with idiots all day...
customers will generally ask for a product and they're standing right in front of it.

for example....

customer:"where are the combs?"
Me: I usually just point. because I'm not nice to stupid.

I also get comments about my tattoos and ear holes..
"did you get that tattoo because of the band Poison?"
"did it hurt?"
"is that a temporary tattoo?"
"do your lobes hurt" (when I get this, I remove my tunnels and stick my fingers through my holes..and go OUCH!!!!!)

or abaout my white/lavender hair
"is that your natural color?!"
stupid should hurt

[Serendipity Sol]

That is sad cause like you said she looks exactly like you but a little lighter. My god people are so ignorant.