Stupid Question of the Day

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Unfortunately, we all probably hear something really stupid at least once a day. It always reminds me of the "Ask a stupid, get a stupid answer" skit that Bill Engvall does.


"I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 'Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign.' It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, 'Hey, You moving?' 'Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign.'
— Bill Engvall"


I have sisters that are identical twins. I swear, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. my mom and I were out we heard "Oh, are they twins?"
"No, she had one and I had one at the exact same time. It's just a coincidence that they look the same, are the same height, weight, have the same hair color, AND ARE WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT."
Yeahhhh, that one never got old.


What stupid question did you hear today, and what did you REALLY wanna say to them?

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Yeahhh. For a while when people found out I'm from Kentucky they'd ask me if I have all my teeth... Yes, thank you, I do.

Ellie Monster said:

I'm from Montana originally and my favorite question was "Do you guys have electricity out there?"

[Desirée {PL Team}]

Golden Girls was the BEST for this. I love smartass answers to stupid questions, and Dorothy was the queen of it! <3

[GiGi Von Vroom]

I hear this nearly everyday I take my daughter somewhere...Oh, is she YOUR daughter?! I wanna say, "Nope! I stole her from that lovely couple over there and I was gonna kidnap her till you said something!"

[GiGi Von Vroom]

Duh! I used to have snakebites...I swear I'd always have someone ask if it hurt! I've also had people ask if the tattoo on my chest was fake and when my daughter was first born, if she was one of those "living babydolls cause she doesn't look real." THANK YOU!!!

Mrs.Killer said:

i have my septum pierced, and when i go out anywhere, it never fails. i try my best to be as polite as possible , but they always ask "doesn't that hurt?" .......... unless i'm some sort of masochist, i wouldn't be wearing it if it hurt.

don't even get me started about the Arkansas/country questions i get from people in the online world.

[Crystal McBootay {★}]

This is really a fun topic.

I work for an herbal supplements company and constantly i get asked if we do free shipping. i tell the customer no we do not do free shipping and then the proceed with well what if i buy more product can i get free shipping. This is what i want to say (What part of we do not do free shipping didn't you get? ) grrrr

[Sailor Jeramie]

I really just hate the questions or comments people say to be funny, but they're not at all. Like "You know smoking is bad for you?" or (on my septum piercing) "You know you got something hanging out of your nose?" or (on my tattoos) "You got a little something on your leg/stomach."

I get annoyed very easily at peoples ignorant humour.

[Honey B Hooligan {Madam}]

My answer to that is always "Lifting weights"

Inga Coy said:

The biggest question is when someone is right next to you and for instance I am making dinner, and someone will say. "Whatcha doin?"
Really freakin really.
I am dropping a deuce seriously what in the world does it LOOK like I am doing.

This gets me everytime!!

[Plum Pea Dahl {★}]

I frikkin love Dorothy's comebacks! There's a commercial that runs on the Hallmark channel a lot cuz they show Golden Girls reruns. Rose comes in and says, "Can I ask a stupid question?" and Dorothy says, "Better than anyone I know."

Desirée {PL Team} said:

Golden Girls was the BEST for this. I love smartass answers to stupid questions, and Dorothy was the queen of it! <3

[Miss Nikki Sin{★}]

I work at Sallys and I deal with idiots all day...
customers will generally ask for a product and they're standing right in front of it.

for example....

customer:"where are the combs?"
Me: I usually just point. because I'm not nice to stupid.

I also get comments about my tattoos and ear holes..
"did you get that tattoo because of the band Poison?"
"did it hurt?"
"is that a temporary tattoo?"
"do your lobes hurt" (when I get this, I remove my tunnels and stick my fingers through my holes..and go OUCH!!!!!)

or abaout my white/lavender hair
"is that your natural color?!"
stupid should hurt

[Lolita Black]

Well recently this man pulled up to my friend and I in his truck, in a mall parking lot asking where he could buy baby clothes. So we told him target was just over there. This man was out of town we could tell and it was so hot as we were trying to locate our car. Anyway he keeps talking and asking the same question! Then he asks us if they have camo or fishing outfits. We tell him he needs to go to a sports store. Then the kicker oh sorry to trouble you missies, i thought you would know about baby stuff. Lol as if we have children or look pregnant.

[Honey VoODoO:.:^v^:.:]

I think I can top the stupid question of the day, this happened maybe 3 years ago. I was in line at dmv brought my 2 year old daughter..... for those of you who don't know my daughter looks just like a miniature version of me just lighter. Back to the story, I finally got up to the desk to get a new id when the dmv lady asks me a odd question " are you babysitting?" at this point I'm thinking Yeah I really just decided babysitting at dmv is where its at! RIGHT. Instead I say No, then looking at me completely confused she fallows with "but she's white!" at this point I'm in shock with her ignorance I just replied her dad is white and walk away thinking WTF only in Vacaville!!!!

[Crystal McBootay {★}]

lol you're such a smart ass i LOVE IT!

Miss Nikki Sin{★} said:

I work at Sallys and I deal with idiots all day...
customers will generally ask for a product and they're standing right in front of it.

for example....

customer:"where are the combs?"
Me: I usually just point. because I'm not nice to stupid.

I also get comments about my tattoos and ear holes..
"did you get that tattoo because of the band Poison?"
"did it hurt?"
"is that a temporary tattoo?"
"do your lobes hurt" (when I get this, I remove my tunnels and stick my fingers through my holes..and go OUCH!!!!!)

or abaout my white/lavender hair
"is that your natural color?!"
stupid should hurt