Pick Up Lines...

[Cassie Wanda]

What is the WORST pick up line you've ever heard? We were talking about this in the chat room earlier, and we heard some stinkers. What were the ones you've heard?

Someone used "Did it hurt when you fell fro Heaven?" On me once. But... the worst ones, I don't think are really PL appropriate.
haha

Bring them ON!

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

thats a good one daddy, no joke, thats a good one!

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

damn that second one!

Kaos said:

Ive heard the one like the mirror one... same end line.. but started in "Do you wash your pants in Windex?" The line that always works for any guy that wants to get in good with me..

"Want a shot of Jager?" works EVERY time.. damn my inability to say no.

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

really, LMAO!

Amber Rose said:

"if sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed"

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

wow, he really needs to check himself if he is using lines like that!
Brittany said:

oh lord..
i work at a jewelry store in a mall, and across the hall is our sister store. and in this store there is a boy who thinks he has game, but alas -- he does not.
he has said many a stupid thing to me, but this was his most memorable.
"you are so beautiful ... i bet you like check yourself out in the mirror all day!"
... what?? is that even a pick up line?? i dunno.. but it was stupid and definitely didn't earn him a date.. so i thought i'd share :P

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

ooooh! i have to be sad or sick for my man to cook breakfast. what a man, funny with food!

Seanna Miriah said:

This is the best one I've heard and it's so short and simple.

What do you want for breakfast?

Or

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

HA! It does help if a guy can make you laugh. Humor get's me every time. That's how I ended up with my man and we've been together for four years now! He is the funniest guy I know. So hooked! (Plus, he cooks me breakfast :)

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

failboat! HAAAAAAA!

[Cassie Wanda]

Hahahaa Loves it!
Brittany said:

oh lord..
i work at a jewelry store in a mall, and across the hall is our sister store. and in this store there is a boy who thinks he has game, but alas -- he does not.
he has said many a stupid thing to me, but this was his most memorable.
"you are so beautiful ... i bet you like check yourself out in the mirror all day!"
... what?? is that even a pick up line?? i dunno.. but it was stupid and definitely didn't earn him a date.. so i thought i'd share :P

[Cassie Wanda]

FTW!

Daddy Cool said:

"Do you play world of warcraft?"

FAILBOAT HAS SET SAIL.

[Jian Bastille]

What's worse than these lines, are people who ask me which ones 'I use,' because I know a lot of pretty girls (of course I do, I'm a photographer,) ...as if 'magic lines' work without fail, that transcend social grace and manners, demeanor and charm.

...and get angry when you deny their existence. Guys, if you have to rely on a mythical sonata of glamour, you need to take a long look at yourself, physical appearance aside. Really.

Yeah, guy, it's a spell.

[Cassie Wanda]

"Pssst... OMG... Is that really Robert from Pin Ups Hair Design? Can I meet him??"

Pin-ups Hair Design Inc. said:

Hmm... I don't know. I don't think any girl has ever tried to pick up on me...

[Lord Rampalion]

I don't thiink any one has tried to one on me either! I feel left out!

[RoseRed Polkadot]

Hows this for charm..

Him - "come and sit with me"
Me - "but theres nowhere to sit"
Him "How about my face?"

What a silver tongued devil. To be fair, I did rather feed him that line, what was I thinking?