Pick Up Lines...

[Cassie Wanda]

What is the WORST pick up line you've ever heard? We were talking about this in the chat room earlier, and we heard some stinkers. What were the ones you've heard?

Someone used "Did it hurt when you fell fro Heaven?" On me once. But... the worst ones, I don't think are really PL appropriate.
haha

Bring them ON!

[Delyssia LaBelle {Madam}]

"you must have a mirror in your pants" what? "because I can see myself in them"
ahaaaaa. yeah that will get you laid!

[Edson Carlos]

"Do you play world of warcraft?"

FAILBOAT HAS SET SAIL.

[Wink Holliday]

LOLZORZ!

Daddy Cool said:

"Do you play world of warcraft?"

FAILBOAT HAS SET SAIL.

[Kat Von Chesticles]

Ive heard the one like the mirror one... same end line.. but started in "Do you wash your pants in Windex?" The line that always works for any guy that wants to get in good with me..

"Want a shot of Jager?" works EVERY time.. damn my inability to say no.

[Brittany]

oh lord..
i work at a jewelry store in a mall, and across the hall is our sister store. and in this store there is a boy who thinks he has game, but alas -- he does not.
he has said many a stupid thing to me, but this was his most memorable.
"you are so beautiful ... i bet you like check yourself out in the mirror all day!"
... what?? is that even a pick up line?? i dunno.. but it was stupid and definitely didn't earn him a date.. so i thought i'd share :P

[Edson Carlos]

OMFG lol

Amber Rose said:

"if sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed"

[Marissa Lily]

Not really a pick up line but funny. These kids asked me if I was going to get married and I said that no one wants to marry me. Then this boy said he wants to marry me and wrote my name with his last name...I thought only girls did stuff like that!

[Kat Von Chesticles]

It would have been even cuter if he wrote his name with your last name.. I need to find a boy like that!

Marissa Lily said:

Not really a pick up line but funny. These kids asked me if I was going to get married and I said that no one wants to marry me. Then this boy said he wants to marry me and wrote my name with his last name...I thought only girls did stuff like that!

[Seanna {Madam}]

This is the best one I've heard and it's so short and simple.

What do you want for breakfast?

Or

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

HA! It does help if a guy can make you laugh. Humor get's me every time. That's how I ended up with my man and we've been together for four years now! He is the funniest guy I know. So hooked! (Plus, he cooks me breakfast :)

[Wink Holliday]

Hey, these two are actually good!

Seanna Miriah said:

This is the best one I've heard and it's so short and simple.

What do you want for breakfast?

Or

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

HA! It does help if a guy can make you laugh. Humor get's me every time. That's how I ended up with my man and we've been together for four years now! He is the funniest guy I know. So hooked! (Plus, he cooks me breakfast :)

[Marissa Lily]

Those are pretty funny. The first one is clever.


Seanna Miriah said:

This is the best one I've heard and it's so short and simple.

What do you want for breakfast?

Or

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

HA! It does help if a guy can make you laugh. Humor get's me every time. That's how I ended up with my man and we've been together for four years now! He is the funniest guy I know. So hooked! (Plus, he cooks me breakfast :)

[Edson Carlos]

My best line: Hello.