Five Easy-To-Remember Workplace Rules for the Monday After Thanksgiving

[Edson Carlos]

Haha, I saw this and had to post, its too perfect!

1) Please stop asking me about my Thanksgiving. I ate food.

2) Please don’t tell me about your Thanksgiving. It probably looked a lot like mine.

3) Please don’t smile and pat your stomach and tell me you ate too much. If you can’t stop shoving things in your mouth, that’s a personal issue.

4) No, I didn’t watch the football game. And no, I don’t want you to re-enact any of the plays.

5) While were at it, please never tell me about your weekend. We have weekends so can avoid each other. When you sum up yours, you defeat the purpose.

And in preparation for Christmas:

Please, no exchange of presents with co-workers. I’d sooner buy something for a pack of wolverines.

[Desirée {PL Team}]

aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa!

[Lolita Black]

So true! When I went back to school it's all "how was your thanksgiving?" and "What are you doing for Christmas?" It's like I had to spend time with family and I'm gonna be on vacation for Christmas.

[Frankie Fairlane{★}]

Aint that the TRUTH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

..thats all ive been hearing at work! lol