Lame.

[Kitten D'Vyne]

I was just told, by my mother no less, that burlesque dancing makes me out to be only about sex, and that by so doing I will never attract a mate who is interested in me for more than my body. I am insulted, and I think I'd like some ice cream.

[Ruby-Rose Rex {★}]

LAME! But isn't that what mothers are for? And since when is a woman's prime directive in life to find a man?
Real burlesquers use the brain to ad humour and coyness to their routines. That is a sign of intellect. We'll send our mothers mout to drink prune juice, and I'll stay in with you and have icecream! I'm with you on the fun missy!