i eat crayons

48, Male

Baton Rouge, LA

United States

dark comedic dichotomy

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What best describes your role in the industry?
Artist, Designer, Photographer
Tell us a little about yourself! (details or get declined)
✖ SEMI-PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER ☠ proficiency is debatable, awesomeness is not

✖ PHOTOSHOP GURU ☠ 12+ year pro-pixel-pimp who is not limited by mere software - just spending budgets

✖ CREATIVE/ART DIRECTOR ☠ i tell less creative ppl than me how to define your culture for you so you're loyal to and love the brand(s) i say you do

✖ WEB/INTERACTIVE DESIGNER ☠ this is my world you're visiting - engineered this landscape in a perfect syntax and separation of marked-up semantics and low-bandwidth illusions, just for you

✖ CLASSICALLY TRAINED ARTIST ☠ behold! a technical master of mediums you've never even heard as well as the ones you have - even have a degree to prove it

✖ TOP COLOURLOVER ☠ highest-rated member of www.colourlovers.com by a large international audience of my peers and creative professionals for outstanding color theory/design for 4+ years (now ranked 2nd) - prob due to the stalkers

✖ ☠ ✖ GOALS
expanding my portfolio
pushing my creativity
exploring my vision
inspiring inspiration

✖ ☠ ✖ SEEKING MODELS
alternative, artistic, artistic nudes, bondage, fashion, japanese goth, lingerie, parts, partial nudes, pin-up, swimsuit

✖ ☠ ✖ TERMS
willing to pay expenses
currently only doing TFP/TFCD
MUA &/or modeling coach available upon request

✖ ☠ ✖ ABOUT
HISTORY :: began drawing & painting female figure model nudes over a decade ago around the same time as i began shooting b/w industrial landscapes w/ a Nikon F5 using real-life 35mm film that i had to chemically develop myself.

DAILY GRIND :: Graphic Interactive Web Designer / Creative Director for multiple design firms where I have additionally done professional digital photography and video editing.

EXPERIENCE :: Photoshop master w/ over 12+ years of professional/real-world experience in digital imaging, user-interface creation, photo manipulation, and more. Taught and tutored Photoshop and many other various Web Design classes at LSU for the Computer Science Dept's S.T.A.R.T. Certification Program and have also written/consulted on the Photoshop curriculum for many higher learning institutions. I can answer any Photoshop question 20 different ways, so feel free to ask (although, it's advised to try it your own way as every process yields unique results and the method of blind discovery can help break the conventions of experiences' bad habits).

✖ ☠ ✖ IN SUMMARY
Open to constructive criticism, professional advice, and/or creative dialogs concerning photography and photographic post-production, and love meeting new people - feel free to hit up my inbox or send me an add request.
Official Website or Tumblr Link:
http://www.keithparent.com
Model Mayhem or One Model Place Link:
http://www.modelmayhem.com/659372
Facebook or (gulp) MySpace Link:
http://www.myspace.com/keithparent
Twitter: (Example: @Pinuplifestyle)
keithparent
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