Classic, Modern Retro, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Casual but a fan of the lifestyle
Profile Information:
What best describes your role in the industry?
Model, Makeup Artist, Just a Fan
Tell us a little about yourself! (details or get declined)
I am just some chick. My name is Lorna. You may call me Dickie. Most others do.
I have BEST FRIENDS, in every sense of the word.
I am the right kind of b****, I am intelligent and I can make a point.
Life is divine chaos. Embrace it!
I am an ass. I am not worth your time... not because I suck because I am f****** fabulous. Just because I'll chew you up, spit you out and then vomit and piss on you with a topping of country fried s***.
I love chili cheese fries.
I squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube.
I am first to laugh at myself.
I don't sleep a lot.
I am cynical except not at all aside from totally.
I have two sons, they are my spawn, and I love them dearly!
My heritage is Scottish, Irish, and French...So, I will call you a "Fat C***" after I drink to much and touch up my makeup and take the stick out of my ass.
The real love of my life is a "tiny murderer" named Paco.
Contrary to popular belief I am NOT a total b****.
I am a shameless flirt.
< It's not that I have issues.... oh wait, it is.
I have a thing for faces. I find faces so interesting and probably spend a lot (too much) time looking at photos... never picking them apart or anything... just looking. I do, however, have a weakness for nice lips. Ahh... and a weakness for men with naturally red hair...... hmmmmmmmmmm.
ANYWAY...
Interests:
I appreciate beauty, but I couldn't really care less about it when meeting someone. A sense of humor is a must. Intelligence is imperative. Who you are in the inside far exceeds anything on the outside.
Do not try to be fake and be my friend, I will talk s*** about you.
I am not religious, but I am spiritual.
I hate tricky f******, and ignorant people all around.
If you even READ this far... read THIS again : Intelligence is imperative.
How did you find PL? (Who referred you?, What site was the link on? What keywords did you search?) Be detailed, It helps us advertise and thank people!
Aubrey London {Madam}
Jul 28, 2010
Red Hot Kitten's Boutique
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Plum Pea Dahl {★}
Jul 28, 2010