Tell us a little about yourself! (details or get declined)
Whenever I meet a pinup, I make it my duty to analyze the strength and sexiness of the doll as a species. To this end, I hold pinup duels. Taking two dolls and making them battle until one feels the urge to take off their heels to fight. That is the "loser", and I ban the inferior one from the site immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general brunette dolls are tougher, and the Southern California girls are typically the first to jump out of heels to throw down. I guess it comes from centuries of wearing flip flops to the beach. I have hypothesized that pinups as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that comes from modern day hipsters, scenesters, and a world filled with uggs driven by MySpace angled self portraits.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a doll that is taller, or curvier, or more fierce than all the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a great match for my current best, but on very rare occasions it gives the doll an edge, the species continues to adapt to its environment. The best continues to get better, as does the competition.
When I reach the end of the current supply, I am left with one pinup, the strongest of the harem. Since it would make no sense to ban this one, I keep her close and take good care of her. I immediately have her shipped in a crate to PIXAR Animation Studios next door to the PL Loft where she gets rendered in 3D for preservation, creation of leg lamps, and future cloning.
Attached to the crate is the following label:
This week was special. They wrote back to thank me, and I received a crate. Inside was a genetic mutation of my top doll which includes all the best features of all previous winners. I have set aside the weekend for a Grand Tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the true Champion. There can be only one that sleeps in my room. Who dares to dance with "Desi Trump"?
How did you find PL? (Who referred you?, What site was the link on? What keywords did you search?) Be detailed, It helps us advertise and thank people!
Oh shoot, you know it was absolutely not a problem taking in a dear friend, as long as we can torture that friend with...well everything you mentioned (yeast, rapists, midgets, etc.). I had a total blast meeting you and the PL Army and the gals and I definitely had fun conquering Long Beach with ya. However, next time, you are hand cuffing Dee to you and making her come, no if's and's or butts being groped by a little person.
Oh and yes, first shoots to come in Seattle? Zzzzzombie. Keep an eye out for a new profile. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....drooool.
I've wanted to throw trash on the porches of alot of people recently. It's just surprising that they did this to me. There main concern recently is that we pick up after our dogs. This sent me in an uproar seeing how dog waste is biodegradable and people's litter isn't, so I've been complaining to them to take care of the litter for months...... f***, I wanna strangle all those front desk girls.
Hey you!! :)
I'm working on it... :) It's 4 sure something I'm not gonna forget about!! ;)
As a former Budweisergirl, a Coca Cola Pinup Doll is like upgrading myself... LOL
I promise I will get on it ASAP
Take care and behave!! ;)
Hi there! Thanks for the FR and sweet comment! My computer is to old for me to upload it your comment section. :( Trust me I would love to be part of your Coca Cola Pin-up dolls! As soon as I am able to buy a new comp, count me in! :) Enjoy your day!
thank you for your comment , as for Smashbox contest it ends on june 21 and lets see what happens there's alot of great artist out there,but it's great because it make me stronger , take care
you like the decor? hehe
Man its hard to get a hold of Glass bottles of Ckoe over here, and the last time I was at the Diner (the english mainstream verion of a diner-with the beetles on the jukebox!?) The crappy waitress took my coke away before I could get a snap. AND I have some new cute Coke botle earrings to show off to!
I shall have to go as soon as possible or sort out a little shoot sometime! hehe
xx
i have some older coke bottles still full, I will get someone to take a pic. I really have eaten fire before, I was taught last year @ my friends 30th.
I have no idea why I'm so happy! could be the prospect of getting a new job and moving house. Then again could be just one of life's natural highs. Hope you're ok x
Not sure how I slipped past you either/ I will work on the coke a cola images get an idea down, take some photos and hopefully have them up on your wall soon!
Take care
Kisses
Lushes LaMoan
Thanks for the B-Day wishes D.C.! Hey, just get the glasses to me and I'll be glad to take care of ya'. Drop me an e-mail and we'll get all the necessarys out of the way!
linzy legs {PLA}
:D
linz
Jun 11, 2009
Model
Syd Valentine
Thanks DC.
YEEEEAHHHH! I keep forgetting you and Desi are coming to BR's wedding!
Good times ahead, fo sho.
xxx
Syd
Jun 11, 2009
Model
Kristabelle
I believe I have a coca cola pic in your folder already! Page 4...red polka swimsuit ;D
Jun 11, 2009
Seanna {Madam}
Oh and yes, first shoots to come in Seattle? Zzzzzombie. Keep an eye out for a new profile. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....drooool.
Jun 11, 2009
Tabby von Terror {★}
Jun 12, 2009
Bunny Bailey
mwah!
Jun 12, 2009
Lil Della May
Jun 13, 2009
Mikey Kay
Just wanted to stop by and see how you are doing? And I hope you have a great weekend!!!!
Mikey
Jun 13, 2009
Ava Garters
Jun 13, 2009
dipsycho
i love ur page!
xoxo
Dipsycho
Jun 14, 2009
Nitro*A*gogo!
Jun 14, 2009
Ruby-Rose Rex {★}
Jun 14, 2009
Itty Bitty Rica
Jun 14, 2009
Model
Keke Noir
xoxo
Keke
Jun 14, 2009
Ellie Darling
Jun 15, 2009
Miss Cryss
Jun 15, 2009
Lian Hanshee
Jun 15, 2009
Teal Darling
Jun 15, 2009
Model
Keke Noir
Jun 15, 2009
Anji Milan
Love the music on your page!
xo- Anji
Jun 15, 2009
Kit Chaos
Jun 15, 2009
Betty D'Light
Jun 15, 2009
Lucy Stone
Jun 15, 2009
dipsycho
i really love this page
xoxo
Dipsycho
Jun 15, 2009
Frankie Fairlane{★}
Jun 15, 2009
Model
MirAnna {★}
I'm working on it... :) It's 4 sure something I'm not gonna forget about!! ;)
As a former Budweisergirl, a Coca Cola Pinup Doll is like upgrading myself... LOL
I promise I will get on it ASAP
Take care and behave!! ;)
Jun 15, 2009
Dolly Macabre
Jun 15, 2009
Through My Eyes Photography
Always nice to hear from you
Jun 15, 2009
Model
Syd Valentine
UR so cool DC :)
Jun 15, 2009
Model
Karina
Jun 15, 2009
Genn Shaughnessy
Jun 15, 2009
dipsycho
como se te ocurrio crear la web? hacen festivales o algo parecido?
xoxo
Dipsycho
Jun 15, 2009
dipsycho
hahaha sorry but your bio is so funny...
xoxo
Dipsycho
Jun 15, 2009
KATastrophic
Jun 15, 2009
Wenzdai
Jun 15, 2009
Carmela "Retro-dos"
Jun 16, 2009
Hair/Makeup Artist
ANDREA MENDOZA
Jun 16, 2009
Miss Katrina Darling
Man its hard to get a hold of Glass bottles of Ckoe over here, and the last time I was at the Diner (the english mainstream verion of a diner-with the beetles on the jukebox!?) The crappy waitress took my coke away before I could get a snap. AND I have some new cute Coke botle earrings to show off to!
I shall have to go as soon as possible or sort out a little shoot sometime! hehe
xx
Jun 16, 2009
Alethea Kelso
Jun 16, 2009
Model
calico dors.
Jun 16, 2009
Model
Crystal Lyn
Jun 16, 2009
KATastrophic
Jun 16, 2009
Stephanie Laura Preece
Jun 17, 2009
Mints Photography (Margie B)
Jun 17, 2009
Mints Photography (Margie B)
Jun 17, 2009
Mints Photography (Margie B)
Jun 17, 2009
Lushes LaMoan
Take care
Kisses
Lushes LaMoan
Jun 17, 2009
Model
Chuca
-Chuca
Jun 17, 2009
Doctor D
Jun 17, 2009
Coco Bijou
Jun 18, 2009