Things that are difficult to say when drunk

[That Cat in the Hat {★}Manfriend]

Things That are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• Cinnamon
• Indubitably
• Innovative
• Preliminary
• Proliferation

Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk

• British Constitution
• Loquacious Tran-substantiate
• Passive-aggressive disorder
• Specificity

Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You’re Drunk

• Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
• Nope, no more alcohol for me.
• Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
• Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
• Oh, just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
• You’re right, I can’t jump over that table!

[californiafied]

Hello ofaser.. suuuure I can say the abc's bakwaords...z....l....p.... howma doin'?

[WaMLady]

In case I do get intoxicated within the next week, I'll let you know how this goes...

[Agnes E. Photography]

Hahaha! Love this!

[Cupcake Terror]

HAHAHAAAAA! Those are great and completely true. I would like to add my own. 

 

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