The truth about Daddy Cool *SHOCKING*

[Max Headroom]

What I'm about to write here will likely shock most of you. This is a secret few people know including Desiree.

When I met Daddy Cool he lived a much different life then he does today. He ran with a different crowd. He dressed different and did his hair much different.

He had a problem.

After years of living an abusive lifestyle, myself and some of his closest friends had an intervention. We got him to meet us at a friends place under the guise that we were heading out to VIP at a happening east coast night club. We each went around the room and voice our fears and our heart felt affection for him. At first he was mad. Then he cried. Then he threw a chair. He didn't want to hear what we had to say but he had to. We knew where he would end up if he continued this lifestyle and we couldn't let him continue hurting himself and those that cared about him. By the end, he promised he'd give up the lifestyle forever. We left feeling we had made a difference in our friends life and were confident that he'd make the much needed changes to his life. Boy were we wrong.

When we found him a week later he was almost unrecognizable. He had used so much fake tanner that he was almost indistinguishable from the '50s orange shag carpet he lay on. He had taken out a 2nd mortgage on his home to pay for hair gel. We had failed our friend and he had failed himself. He had returned to the lifestyle that would kill him.

Here are pictures of some of the old friends he use to hang with.

Nice herp on your lip bro.

Bromance.

[Jenny Carlotta]

F****** HILARIOUS!!

Now we know what is wrong with DC!!

xoxo

[Max Headroom]

Usually more a NJ thing and some places in NY.

Jenny Carlotta said:

F****** HILARIOUS!!

Now we know what is wrong with DC!!

xoxo

[Wink Holliday]

Lived in NJ for DECADES and never saw anything like that! Shudder. Maybe it happened after I left?

Max Headroom said:

Usually more a NJ thing and some places in NY.

Jenny Carlotta said:

F****** HILARIOUS!!

Now we know what is wrong with DC!!

xoxo

[Max Headroom]

I'm surprised Daddy Cool didn't pick the one guy he knows outta those pictures. Hint: He's in the 6th to last.

[Edson Carlos]

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant b**** mouthing off at me with something he sure as f*** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons f****** spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons f****** ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead little b**** through the new massive h*** in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be f****** dumb enough to talk to me like that on here...

[Max Headroom]

You need to be careful about how you talk about me on the forum, I don't appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i don't know where you're from but where i'm from we don't tolerate that. don't even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

Daddy Cool said:

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant b**** mouthing off at me with something he sure as f*** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons f****** spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons f****** ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead little b**** through the new massive h*** in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be f****** dumb enough to talk to me like that on here...

[That Cat in the Hat {★}Manfriend]

That's pretty damn funny! I grew up with a guy in Colorado who ended up adopting what the internet has dubbed the "douche-bag" look.

Nothing to do with Pinups or the rest of the scene bit still, great fun, and good information to have.

[Edson Carlos]

LOL!

Max Headroom said:

You need to be careful about how you talk about me on the forum, I don't appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i don't know where you're from but where i'm from we don't tolerate that. don't even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

Daddy Cool said:

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant b**** mouthing off at me with something he sure as f*** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons f****** spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons f****** ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead little b**** through the new massive h*** in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be f****** dumb enough to talk to me like that on here...

[Bunny Bailey]

OH...MY...FREAKIN...GDMF!!!! i've been scrolling down for what seems like forever saying "it's got to end!", "it must end!", "make it stop!", "oh, this is wrong, very wrong". And I loved every minute of it! Absurd!

[Bunny Bailey]

my husband is seriously going to DIE when I show him this!!

[Kat Von Chesticles]

Youre gonna get yourself banned with language like THAT young man

Daddy Cool said:

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant b**** mouthing off at me with something he sure as f*** could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons f****** spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons f****** ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead little b**** through the new massive h*** in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be f****** dumb enough to talk to me like that on here...

[Josie Raven]

Oh. My. Gosh. I don't even have a witty remark. It's just that bad. Hilarious though!