How to Survive a Horror Movie

[Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr}]

This really long, and I do mean REALLY LONG, but funny, and true!

#94 is one of my favs, for anyone what has seen 2001 Maniacs w/ Robert England.

http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/survival.html

[Lacy Lynn Knox]

i like numbers 55, 56, and 57 the best!

55. your dog can take care of itself....
56. so can your spouse...
57. and kids :)

[John at My Favorite Pinups{★}]

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Don't cut up the living dead. The parts will still come after you.

those are my fave.. and then there is this one...

"Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine or Massachusetts. "

sadly I know where Nilbog is

[Cats Like Us {*}]

"If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or f all down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that, although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. "

VERY TRUE! Thanks for sharing ;-)

Cats Like Us
http://www.catslikeus.com/