So Here I Am In Australia...

[Little Miss Risk]

So I have been hunting for things to do in Australia since I am currently in Perth. I had a hazy recollection of someone telling me about a strip club on the continent that only features dancers who are shark attack victims. So I figured I'd do some special effects make up on myself, enter the amateurs night and rake in a bit of a profit. I'm nothing if not entrepreneurial on holiday.

So I'm scouring Google to try and find this place, and nothing is coming up. Incidently, I DID find out that is called 'Sharkeys". I can't say they stretched the imagination too greatly there. I didn't find out where the location was or if they had amateur nights (which, frankly I think I would have slayed). What I did find was a link to quite possibly the coolest wetsuit to ever be invented: The Shark Attack Wetsuit.

You can see it here at: http://www.asylum.com.au/2009/07/14/shark-attack-wetsuit-scares-bea...

If I ever needed any more proof that the Dutch are awesome this suit caps it off. Besides having a progressive attitude towards substances, and organized healthcare for the legal prostitution, they are dreaming up little gems like this. I approve.

So Santa, if your paying attention, for Christmas I'd love to get my paws on one of these, and I don't belong on the naughty list. I really have no idea how that fire started.

xoxo

Little Miss Risk