Please read YOUR messages Mr. Casting Call!

[Minnie Vicious]

Please understand that my lil rants are always full of love. I find the comedy in it. I'm sure you guys and galls can read it and get a kick out of it. Hehe!

I am part of a Modeling website, where I get to post pictures and look for photographers to work with. Also, I get to look at Casting calls for different projects and work.

A few days ago, I came across a casting call which was for a fetish style model. The photographer had a specific outfit he wanted the model to wear, which he was going to provide. A latex cat suit. So of course, he gave the sizes for the suit. The sizes were too small for ME, but I thought of a friend of mine who would reeeaaaally do a great job for the shoot. AND she fit the size!!!
So, being the nice gal that I am (and not many models would do this...they really wouldn't care) - I wrote him a message to let him know of my model friend.
Here is a copy of what I wrote to the photographer:

Subject: Did you?
Message:
Find your latex model yet?

My sizes are larger than specified, but - I believe my friend (Lexi Katt) would fit that. She's a pinup/fetish model and I'm sure she can really give you great poses to shoot.

I will forward her your information as well...but in case I don't speak to her this week - she's on my top list here on Model Mayhem. Just look on my port.

=)

xoxxx
Minnie Vicious

So...he replied...
"sorry.. your too short and too wide to fit the latex. maybe another shoot "

LOL!!! LMAO!!! W....T....F.... ROFL!!! BBQ!!!

I replied this to him:

"Did you not read my message????

I told you, MY SIZE IS TOO LARGE, BUT...

MY FRIEND LEXI KATT IS JUST PERFECT.

Maybe, you should read what I wrote you. Here's a copy, in case you did not:

"Find your latex model yet?

My sizes are larger than specified, but - I believe my friend (Lexi Katt) would fit that. She's a pinup/fetish model and I'm sure she can really give you great poses to shoot.

I will forward her your information as well...but in case I don't speak to her this week - she's on my top list here on Model Mayhem. Just look on my port.

=)

xoxxx
Minnie Vicious "


Notice, how I quickly let you know I was NOT THE RIGHT model, BUT that I knew someone who would work just right for you.

xoxx,
Minnie Vicious

PS: I would really take the time to read messages that you receive. You might notice that people are trying to help YOU out.

=)"

So many things came through my mind...

1. If you put a casting call out there, and receive a reply. READ IT CORRECTLY. It's YOUR ART WORK they are responding to.

2. If you are going to deny a model for ANY REASON... let her know she's not what you are looking for. Obviously, she doesn't fit your qualifications - so no need to point out what she's lacking or...in my case (that didn't need to be a case), how WIDE SHE IS. (LOL. Really..."wide"? Couldn't use a different or better word, honey?... Curvy?... Voluptuous?

3. And this one really gets me:

Your = the possessive form of YOU. As in, something that belongs to you, or the person you are speaking about.

Example: "Hey, maybe you should read YOUR email correctly, and notice that someone was trying to help you out on YOUR project."

AND, Let's not forget...

You're = A combination of the words "YOU" and "ARE".

Example: "Dear Miss Vicious, I apologize, but YOU'RE too voluptuous and scrumptious for the latex catsuit I own, but... I would simply adore to work with you on another shoot! Oh, wait...excuse me...You meant YOUR friend for the latex suit shoot? Ahhh... Yesss..."


Heehehehehee!

I'm sure the models would really appreciate this one.

Con mucho amor,
Minnie Vicious

[Vivienne La Rue]

hehehe, that's awesome, especially the your and you're, that stuff drives me crazy!!!!