I'm nominated for a Golden Pastie Award!

[Wild Card Kitty]

That's right guys, thanks to all your fabulous nominations for various categories, I have ended up being nominated for a Golden Pastie Award: one of the most coveted and illustrious awards in the Burlesque Scene.
I have been nominated for *ahem*:
HOTTEST MESS!!!
So make my dreams come true and vote for me at:

http://www.thenewyorkburlesquefestival.com/pollphp09/db/goldenPasties.code.php

and don't let those bunny ears I crafted from Poundland items as I forgot my real ones or that Daddy Long-legs that died in one of my costumes and I had to pick it out leg by leg before going onstage have died in vain!!
Oh and did I mention I'm the only UK (let alone Scottish) performer nominated?!

For those of you that aren't aware- Golden Pastie Awards are kind of "Oscar" ceremony style piss takes- other awards include: Most Likely to Wake Up in Bangkok Missing a Kidney and Biggest Cougar...
It means a lot to me though- I work hard to lose all my possessions... wait...