Dear Lady Who Tried On the Black Dress Before I Bought It,
You don’t know me, but I am the fortunate soul who purchased the black dress that you tried on, found wanting and replaced on the thrift store rack to await my arrival. Now, before I go any further, I would just like to state for the record that I, too, sweat. And I too use products to prevent my sweat from creating issues that might be deemed offensive by anyone within a 10 foot radius of my armpits. So I understand…
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