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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It
was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state.
During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going
through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It
was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another
position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore,
they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty
years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then
she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her
husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would
have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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Permalink Reply by GiGi Von Vroom on
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I totally agree...there isn't a man I don't come across every single day who doesn't stick his foot in his mouth. LOL
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Permalink Reply by Betty Maraschino {Madam} on
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LOL such a man thing to do
Thank you TC
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Permalink Reply by Mistress Zen on
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Haha! Nice one.
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Permalink Reply by Desirée {PL Team} on
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hahhaha. so typical.
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ModelPermalink Reply by Betty Red {PL Team / Madam} on -
hahaha oh snap!
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Permalink Reply by Delyssia LaBelle {Madam} on
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lololololol! so funny! and maddening at the same time..., but way more funny!
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ModelPermalink Reply by Roxy Tart {PL Team / Comm. Mgr} on -
This is a great idea!! Only ... I want $40... inflation. LOL
TC, I guess you should have kept your mouth shut.
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Permalink Reply by That Cat in the Hat {★}Manfriend on
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DAMN! Gotta admit, I should've seen that coming!
Roxy Tart {Madam} said:This is a great idea!! Only ... I want $40... inflation. LOL
TC, I guess you should have kept your mouth shut.
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