Maybe I wouldn't have gotten a shitty tip if I had accepted Jesus Christ as my saviour. Who knew?!

[Syd Valentine]

I want whackos to stop leaving me religious literature as a tip. SERIOUSLY. You don't KNOW me. You don't have any IDEA what I believe or don't believe. I didn't ASK for your opinion on spiritualism or your judgment on me as a human being. I just spent 30 minutes of my life catering to your needs and you want to leave me a measly couple of dollars enclosed in a pamphlet that reads "Disappointed? Now... HERE'S a tip for you:"....? KISS MY ASS. While your at it, take that "PASSPORT TO HEAVEN" you just left me and stick it where the sun don't shine.

[Syd Valentine]

Yeah. Seriously.

KIKI VARGAS said:

The bibile club at school tried to recrute me by asking what I would like out of a religion. I told them first of all one in which people weren't prosecuted for thinking differently. Two, one in which we all indeed love one another. So Christianty was out of the question. It's like yeah...go ahead and write that in your little log book!

[Syd Valentine]

OH GOD! That's awful. I just can't imagine saying something like that to someone else.... especially a customer. People like that BLOW MY MIND.

Cherri Bombe said:

On the flipside, I once had a waitress tell me, my dad and stepmom (unprovoked) about how she's a Christian and Jesus should be everyone's saviour. My stepmom was agreeing with her and I just had to keep my mouth shut so I wouldn't totally ruin what was supposed to be a nice dinner with my parents I hadn't seen in long time. There were no pamphlets involved, though!

[Syd Valentine]

HAHAH RIGHT??? I like it..... The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out......

[Roxie Roulette {★}]

I hate the people that come to your front door and expect you to listen! The other day I got a pamplet through our door and, no joke, it said: "Tired of the world? Think it's a horrible place to be? Don't worry! The end is nigh and you can be saved!" Wtf!? How is that comforting?!

[Honey B Hooligan {Madam}]

ooo! the Hearse Song! One of my favorites!

Don’t you ever dare laugh when a hearse goes by,
For you will be the next to die.

You won’t know where and you won’t know when,
But you will never see the light again.

Then a caretaker tall and thin,
Digs a h*** and puts you in,

All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin starts to leak.

And the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinicole on your snout.

They eat your eyes and they eat you nose,
They eat the jelly between you toes,

The worms crawl in and your stomach turns green,
And puss poors out like whipping cream,

You spread it on a peice of bread,
And thats what you eat when your dead.

Syd Valentine said:

HAHAH RIGHT??? I like it..... The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out......

[Honey B Hooligan {Madam}]

Now Chop, you say you're not pushing beliefs, but this is the second comment in the same thread where you're preaching ashes to ashes.

Tsk Tsk ;)

Chop & Go {PLA} said:

saved from what? when we're gone, we're gone. the end....

Roxie Roulette said:

I hate the people that come to your front door and expect you to listen! The other day I got a pamplet through our door and, no joke, it said: "Tired of the world? Think it's a horrible place to be? Don't worry! The end is nigh and you can be saved!" Wtf!? How is that comforting?!